Copyright Policy
Loud Canvas Media and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Loud Canvas's usefulness for our users, Loud Canvas will send packets of data to a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Richard McMullen, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 128-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your Loud Canvas visit or any other current or future Loud Canvas product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear.